Salve, Oh Google!

La iglesia googliana nos muestra las siguientes 9 pruebas irrefutables de que Google es, en efecto, la cosa mas cercana a un dios que los humanos hemos experimentado:

1. Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified
2. Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent)
3. Google answers prayers
4. Google is potentially immortal
5. Google is infinite
6. Google remembers all
7. Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent)
8. According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined
9. Evidence of Google's existence is abundant

Por favor, los adeptos recuerden cumplir con sus 10 mandamientos.